Just need your Dad's address so I can file the false paternity suit.

Most dudes go home and beat off after pretty much any encounter with a female. I've been flying half-mast all day since the drive-thru lady asked if I wanted a receipt.

And I heard he's an exhibitionist too... at least when working at home.

I believe hes also a suspected drug dealer, he was seen driving a Ferrari, a Humvee, and a "low profile ghetto cube". You can find him often attempting what we suspect is warranty fraud against a well known used car dealership. No ones car breaks that often.

They decided to narrow down the list of suspects.

"The PT Cruiser was described as 'cool' with a CD player for 'crusing while you listen to tunes', the thief couldn't resist"

Police say one of their "bait cars," a 2002 Chrysler PT Cruiser, disappeared from their radar screen after their informant allegedly repainted it and later destroyed it for entertainment purposes. Police now consider this man a prime suspect and potential sociopath who will stop at nothing — including using Twitter to…

Proper spelling is an indicator? Wow, so 99.99% of all CL ads are gang members. LOL

Just like everybody has a 10 inch dick in surveys, right?

I've had parking brakes fail more times than I've had transmissions slip out of gear while parked or cylinders push past compression. For this reason I do not trust a parking brake to hold the car as much as I trust compression to. Always both, IMO.

A few years ago, my friend loaned her car to her sister. The sister, for some inexplicable reason, left a cube of butter on the dashboard - in the sun. The butter melted and ran into the heater vents in the dash. My friend's car smelled like rancid butter for about a year.

no it won't. the starter is powerful enough to move the car in first gear, and can absolutely start the engine if it cranks long enough.

any politician proposing such would be skewered for "waging war on the poor."

Probably when the paint guy worked 14 hours to get it done and Danica worked 14 minutes to ruin it all.

RIP.

I am pretty sure Crye Precision is going to lob a hefty lawsuit toward Mansory after revealing this monstrosity.

No doubt someone with oil money has already placed an order for at least 3.

This joke will never, ever get old. I hope future Jalops are born out of the womb saying, "His tires were probably off by 1.5 psi, goo-goo-ga-ga!", when they see some idiot lose control and crash in the Hospital parking lot.

Yup, came here for this. Should have used a digital gauge.

So that's what they look like when they need turning?