Thomasaurus
Thomasaurus
Thomasaurus

I don’t care what you do to your car for looks. I really don’t, let your freak-flag fly. But can somebody please explain to me how this is anything but incredibly dangerous to drive? This asshole should be getting pulled over and ticketed every single time a cop sees him. Every. Single. Time.

Whites should only come in non-metallic. Metallic white in general looks awful. Pearl? Vomit worthy.

Pearl white: the most utterly loathsome, insipid white possible. It’s the strip-mall-Chipotle-beige of white paints.

Can’t think of a better color

I’m a big fan of Porsche Acid green

Oh that’s easy. I like to call this particular shade “Morning Piss Gold”.

Should’ve been the lead photo.

Dear God yes.

also, the tail lights look awesome. no photo above but here one is...

More than anything, this just reminds me how damn BIG every truck is now. What a shame that after 30 years, instead of getting better and better, they’ve just gotten bigger and rounder.

Helpful reminder: it’s pronounced “Škoda.”

He wanted to replace the dull Passat with the Octavia, and bring the Yeti here because Yeti.

I love Skoda and think their cars would sell very well here in the US.

Buzzwords are the worst thing to happen to journalism. The fact that you can now add -gate and -ghazi to scandals that have nothing to do with Watergate Hotel or Benghazi and everyone is okay with this makes me lose my mind. It's not edgy or clever, it's stupid and it's somehow become the norm

Huh? The roof and greenhouse are very light and airy. The A-pillars are deliciously thin. I think it’s lovely.

Picture this: You’re buying a new car from a Chrysler dealer

They should still be making the 70 in 20 years...right?

I thought he was just replacing a light bulb.

No, no, no, no, no, please keep them away. Please. They made no sense at all; why would you want a truck, the primary purpose of which is to haul things, to be less capable of hauling things in the name of retro styling? Seriously; this is a trend that needs to be left in the past decade.