I don’t follow women’s soccer very closely, so please forgive me...which 3 months did Abby Wambach take off for shits and giggles.

Take it easy there, John Harkes.

France is at least a goal better than USWNT and they were better than Germany. Man, soccer is just cruel.

Someone trapped in there trying to kill me?
More like someone trapped in there with me.
Bring it.

Amazon compared it, based on their algorithms of the relations between what people search for and what they buy. So perhaps you are the idiot.

You’d end up owing them money.

You guys probably should have put up a picture of him to compare. Who honestly knows what he looks like off hand?

She’s a commoner, she can deal.

Seriously? You are going to call someone else a Shill? Wow!

Mr. Pot? Meet Mr. Kettle. Kettle? Pot. If you can excuse me now, gentlemen.

Late to the party, but may I humbly suggest the Boom Swimmer. Ultra portable, long-lasting battery, great sound for its size, comes with a suction cup mount, and is waterproof/dustproof/shockproof.

Cool. Now people who don’t use your product ecosystem of choice can do it too.

I’m actually so happy she gave a specific number for how much she weights. I know the number isn’t supposed to matter, and two people who weigh the same thing can look very different, but I feel like I’m constantly hearing about women who weigh 135 and want to lose 5 or 10 more lbs and it makes me sick. I just saw Amy…

Well, good on them if they are, because THIS MOVIE WAS AWESOME! Caps justified.

Well I hope they keep getting paid because I can’t get enough! F*CKING LOVE this movie!

Sounds like you might be unaware of current events, so here is some context as to why this may be a relevant story:

You heard of search engines?

Friendly reminder: this motherfucker who tweeted “The Lakers is gone get a ring”, “Lebron gay 4 that” and “Kobe already beat durant shot he do that to but charges” graduated WITH HONORS from Michigan State University.

Too bad they couln’t scare any of these Golazos up Wednesday when USL teams swept them in The Open Cup.

Are we sure this isn't just Nick Kroll?