But does the Mazda have almost 600 ponies?

TARDIS.

You must be real fun at parties.

or less.... :)

TL;DR is it f*ing winter yet?

Yes.

Nissan VQ doesn’t have timing belts, pretty sure that beat up Taco is DUE for a timing belt. Added expenses.

Not even his driveway.

COTD

Out on bail already.

He’s out on bond now. Not shot dead by Police. #justice

You want to be an adult? Get a minivan.

SOME OF MY BEST STORIES START OUT LOOKING THROUGH A EMPTY RUM BOTTLE.

Call it the Malibu Maxx. Badum tiss.

This author is racist. The snow is white. This snow is racist!

Since Mayweather dances instead of boxes, I think it fits just fine.

Since Mayweather dances instead of boxes, I think it fits just fine.

Inboard cantilever suspension... failed attempt. keep this off the street!

omg that is an attempt at cantilever inboard suspension. look at the angled shocks on the firewall....

Clearly I am in the wrong profession.