Yeah, Cosby, because the thought of someone making you ingest something against your will and knowledge is pretty fucking horrifying, huh?

Men sure are emotional and irrational lately. I think we need to stop letting them make statements, run things, and read the news until we can get a handle on what’s happening.

He’s got lotion delivery set up on Amazon Prime, that’s for sure.

That “dancing while eating cotton candy” sketch was great, and a lot of it rode on the expression on his face - just utter excitement and delight, all the way through. He really committed, and that’s what it needed.

Wow he got off light.

As expected Tituss continues to be a treasure. Will watch for his presence alone.

But did they drink his milk that comes in bags?

He keeps them in case the cops come around!

I’ve been known to avoid restaurants that only serve Pepsi. Bastards!

In general I have no opinion on Drake one way or another, but keeping Pepsi in your fridge is unacceptable. Coke 4 lyfe!

Maybe if your wedding is going to put you in financial hardship you should re-evaluate your priorities & re-think your spending???

I agree with this for weddings where people don’t have to travel. I don’t mind getting someone a gift if the most I have to do is drive 10 miles to their reception. But if I have to come to New York City, or Florida, or California, for your wedding, then your gift is the gift of my presence. I also do not buy gifts…

Ban the wedding registry. Seriously. With the average age of people getting married slowly getting higher and higher and a majority of women (because that’s who the registry was originally for) have already lived on their own for a number of years anyway, wedding gifts and registries are a fucking joke for all the…

*Please ensure all dicks are still in retail packaging when attending a lesbian wedding.

I took a heterosexism class and mentioned in a paper these “friendship gift taxes” that some people collect through performance of life “milestones” and others never do.

I told all my married friends that if I wasn’t married by 30 then they’d get a birthday registry from me, because I deserve a KitchenAid too, dammit.

Hers was the first concert I ever went to in the Titanic days. My friends and I woke up early and forced our moms to drive us to the ticketmaster (at the local video store!) to wait in line... We got 4th row tickets so we were the youngest in the section by a decade or so and when we were LOSING OUR MINDS screaming…

Wait, what???

Air Horse One..

Nonsense! It’s a lot of laughs!