You know those Somalis are just like those Jamaicans! Last night I had some jerk liver with injeera, the national dish of the Jafaican Somali.

off-brand cruella

I have a great pitch for a meaningful match-making show called Fart Box. A woman lives in a house with twenty men. Every day, the men are fed a new large meal, then she spends two hours with each man the Fantasy Suite — an airtight room containing a couch, a TV, and a DVR full of The Good Wife episodes. At the end of…

Are you trying to tell me that bungee jumping off a bridge/skyscraper/canyon doesn’t accurately summarize what it takes to to make a relationship work? What, you want me to see what someone’s normal morning routine is like, how they decompress after a long day of work, or how they manage their finances before agreeing…

“You could probably fill hundreds of pages, and I bet each and every single one of them would be good. Just a thought.”

Firefighters often aren’t the brightest dudes. They’re kind of the gimps of public service: really great when you need them, but should go back in the box after you’re done with them.

And so many great lines!!! So, so many!

Titus.

I LOVE HIM

it’s been done.

I have no problem saying this, but it still hurts. I was sexually abused when I was the same age as these boys, and I understand the world of hell they have gone through. I told no one. I questioned my manhood, I blamed myself, the psychological and spiritual destruction continue to this day. Later in life I did tell…

Right? Clearly he is not as bad as Sandusky himself, but just barely. What the absolute ever-loving fuck? Like, how do you ignore a child asking for help and reporting abuse like that? And, honestly, just from his response it sounds like he already knew or had some inkling that something was not right with Sandusky…

I like this. Assholes don’t get cake. Oh, you think girls are asking for it? No more cake. You said “If he was beating her, why didn’t she just leave?” No more cake. You think rape culture doesn’t exist? Say goodbye to Cake Culture, moddafucka!

This is the first killing in a while that got to me. This man was doing everything right in life and in that stop. From what I’ve read so far, he was truly one of the good ones. And a shitty cop got scared and ended his life. I don’t post much on things like this, mostly because I’m a white middle age, middle class…

Comment from my bestie on my outraged FB post this morning:

YES! I was thinking the same thing! She seems like a teenager and he seems like a grown man! Its creeping me out!

OH MY GOD WILL YOU WITCHES NEVER CEASE IN YOUR EVIL ATTEMPT TO SABOTAGE THE GREATEST LOVE STORY OF OUR TIMES???

I always get irrationally excited about the Olympics. I’m not super into sports or especially patriotic but every 2 years I'm glued to NBC in a way that confuses my TV. This girl is amazing. I hope she gets all the medals.

We are not going to move forward as a race until we start valuing women’s and children’s lives as much as we value men’s lives.