This is truly a staggering amount of Would Not Bang.

OW! MY BACK! GET OFF ME, YOU BITCH!

I’ve heard they also let gross couples eat rotisserie chickens in the hot tub.

This is amazing. And her parents clearly knew she was destined for this career path when they named her Hilde.

Anyone who shares a dissenting opinion about feminism is absolutely slaughtered in the media, on the web, at work, at home, and in life.

While this isn’t for me, the less-snarky aspect is that it is encouraging community in a society that is ever-more less-communal. As a young adult after college I moved to the other side of the country, lived alone, and had no community. This is one positive side of housing like this.

Retirement living for the generation that will never be able to retire!

Just remember to put the seat back down after y’all are done today, k?

The new teen drug trend! They’d call it “hack”.

I actually did some pretty extensive research into the Kennedy (specifically Eunice’s) involvement in institutional reform for mentally handicapped children (she is afterall the person who started the special olympics) and I walked away uncertain about Joe’s decision to lobotomize Rosemary.

Not like Melissa McCarthy. Jones is far from a household name — she’s primarily known from SNL. A lot of people probably only recognize her face and work from viral clips, but her name is not usually prominently attached to them.

Right?! Legit conversation that once happened with my husband...

Me: So if we’re looking at houses and we’re like “This price is too good to be true” and the realtor is like “Oh, 5 people were murdered here”... you’d still live in the murder house, right?

Him: Obviously.

Me: Exactly. Good. I was going to kinda lay into…

Well motherfucker. A law school, in progressive crunchy Berkeley, in which the accused admitted what he did. It doesn’t get more clear-cut and accuser-friendly than that. And a sister still can’t catch a fucking break.

The producers definitely told Caila, “Hey, wouldn’t it be awesome if you went over and surprised Ben this morning?”

Luckily enough I’ve already written in a French sidekick for him played by Jay Baruchel so Telefilm dollars here I come.

Kate Hudson is Pretty Happy her book is a NYT Bestseller.

Given that Tyra is a new mom, and the fact that they got rid of the height requirements in the last season, do you think the new season will be America’s Next Top Toddler Model?

I have zero social media skills, but I WANT this job! I watch ALL the American Ninja Warrior!