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another review, from one of my teenagers:

That was how the flame was advertisedoing from day one.

YYou played the wrong game... play warframe.

Here’so what you do.

Warframe : The Division.

Skeptical as fuck, but if they can do what division couldnt and be competent on day 1 then who knows.

Them trying to force co op down the games throat and not scaling gameplay really fucking blows though, but Ive handled myself in other similar games.

Madison in Heavy Rain is treated like absolute shit. If I remember, her introductory scene in the game includes her half naked being assaulted by a burglar with her being “killed” no matter *what* you do...only to learn it’s a dream sequence followed by a shower scene.

there’s a link in the second paragraph...

Well, I’m going to take the unpopular stance that $/hr is actually a metric that I *do* consider. However, that said, it is not something that I look at as the sole decision factor. I don’t care how good a game is, I’m not going to pay $60 for a 2 hour experience. It’s just not going to happen.

How about not cancelling a WHOLE franchise after one game sales shitty?

The modern progressive sentiment that all art has to be everything for everyone got draining a while ago. The most recent example was the small strain of criticism for Black Panther not including a storyline highlighting LGBT issues through the Dora Milaje.

Soundwave superior. Other cosplay inferior.

Someone got after me on the previous “boobie streamers” thread about how “immoral” it was to go after lonely guys by displaying cleavage on a stream.

Two things:

1.) This person was arguing that it was only “logical” that the behavior was immoral.

I know everyone’s sick of me saying this, but I’m trying to frame here:

skeezeballs desperate to have any leverage of power over women

Is this the new euphemism for “some bro in the department thought it’d be funny and edgy” ?

oh he fucking would, wouldn’t he

“Scores of unanswered questions [...] Why are 80 percent of the women in this game Russian?”

I had it on good authority that Anita Sarkeesian was going to purge creativity from gaming, and that Donald Trump would keep the liberals from neutering my favorite pass time. I have literally no idea how that could have backfired on me. All I wanted was ethics in games journalism, I swear. Scout’s honor.

Was this level of trashiness what was missing for esports to be considered a real sport? We’ve made it ladies and gentlemen.

Actually, she was a Becky with bad jeans...