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And I’m not always right.

True say. HBO did a really good treatment of SPAWN back in the day.

Don’t blame me. I gave it my usual three episode test and went,

Unless there’s a movie called “Nick Fury” I missed they’re screaming in frustration. Especially since Marvel’s MVP, Robert Downey Jr, said he’d be willing to be on the show when it was first aired.

I don’t but i’mm delighted by the articles it’s insanity inspires.

I think that’s a perfectly cromulent feeling.

I’d just rather have Warren Ellis do everything. The man practically invented widescreen comics, and Planetary and his run of the Authority remain my favorite to date. (I’m still looking for a reasonably priced Absolute copy of the latter).

I accidentally watched a few minutes while waiting for the season premiere of Lucifer and it was unpleasant. I normally watch Lucifer the day after on the FoxNow app, but for the premiere I dusted off the cable box and hooked it up and watched it live, in glorious standard definition. (>_<). I will go back to watching

You got it. It’s like a big, crazy, trainwreck created by dudes sitting in a room for eight days straight with nothing but a stack of old Batman ‘68 DVDs and a hundred pounds of cocaine.

First she’s going to go visit people to see if she’s doing the right thing or not; they will tell her that she isn’t; she’ll call them stupid doodoo heads; storm off; go put two in the back of his head and then almost everyone will act like it’s no big thing.

These comic book civil war stories are STUPID

I don’t care how sick and twisted these bastards are. What I want to know is will this lead to more reproduction as the males have planted more seeds or less as the females don’t get their big feast?

That gif is my everything

Civil War is the worst, second verse, same as the first.

“Hmmm, I need to shake things up on the set. Really get into my co-stars’ minds, push them out of their comfort zone. Let’s see, I’m playing villain, so maybe I could send them death threats and shit...like actual literal shit, and ummm, condoms, used condoms! Hmmm...oh wait. That sounds awful and pretty insane even

Pure curiosity or self harm, i cannot figure out which for me.

This was more entertaining than the actual movie, which makes me think maybe for the next movie they should just go full on Star Trek IV and embrace some silliness. I mean, I know it’d be a horrible idea, but then ‘the crew of the enterprise rescues a whale from the 80s’ sounded bad on paper too.

I am a fan and know quite a bit about the characters and that is why i dont like it. As a batman fan I am almost offended by this steaming pile of a show. All it does is hurt the batman mythos, it needs the old yeller treatment.

I don’t think the wide swath of joke reviews are usually very helpful, yet they were the ones that got pushed up.

Best line ever, Apocalypse to Xavier: “Pft, real mature.”