"A traveler from another world that came to save us all? Yeah, that was Jesus."

Good point, but somebody needs to tell me where those couples keep finding the outdoor bathtubs.

I seriously told my mom how glad I was about the Cialis ads and how much nicer they are than the other ads (I'm looking at you "football-through-a-tire" ad).

"children physiologically can't deal with strong flavors"

"LISTEN UP RECRUITS, SIR ISAAC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON OF A BITCH IN SPACE."

Yeah! I always thought the life cycle start of the alien campaign was pretty awesome too. And the different predators and powers was awesome. RIP Monolith. Jace Hall needs to bring that shit back. Or is it Sierra? I always forget.

I still have the discs. I fire it up every now and then and find the four people left still playing it. Nothing beat hiding in the shadows and dropping on someone. Or leaping across a level and splattering them when landing. That was always an accident, but so, so awesome.

AVP 2 is where its at

Bulllllshit. AvP 2 is the far better game. AvP 1 gave me motion sickness. Nothing has ever given me motion sickness. AvP 2 is where it's at. Predalien fo lyfe!

They must be trolling us because I simply do not want to believe that these people are as utterly stupid as they are making themselves look.

Wait for the followup story about a black woman getting told she needs to remove the braids she wears for being "severe."

Simula-learn wtf a word means before using it incorrectly because people misinterpreted a title of a movie.

Best dog game ever

Oh....look at all the evidence...such corruption...

I'd be more concerned about being reminded of thousands of manchildren trying to talk like adults but utterly failing at it.

Physics bug: the game

Tim Schafer somehow manages to lose more and more respect from people who used to love him with every solid waste excretion that comes out of his increasingly ungrateful mouth.

Just a reminder that if you're buying Early Access, buy it for what the game offers right now, not for what the future might hold.