So maybe Anheuser-Busch isn't taking back its money or pulling its ads.

They didn't have to pull the song. Anyone with a brain in the building would say that "choosing to silence someone who happens to be a victim of domestic violence might be the stupidest thing you could possibly do right now".

All of this....and basically anything Shane Black writes. He is the gold standard of witty banter that so many others try to emulate...including everyone's beloved Whedon.

Oh, so NOW Penn State is outraged by pedophilia?

Dear Penn State,

Hey @tweetsfromsandy...how do you explain that sign/shirts?

A good way to explain that banner BTW

Rutgers fan: [reveals shirt that says 'Beat Ped State']

Yeah Rutgers should definitely feel bad for mocking the University that condoned child molestation and continues to pretend their sainted JoePa was not involved...

Kirin Ichiban was not mentioned? Although I wholeheartedly agree with you, if only to get a can that is more indestructible than some cold war bunkers.

Needs Woodhouse (riding a horse).

...ISH?!!!!!

That's not simple opinion, that's all too easily observable fact.

Yeah, and he SNORT-LAUGHS at one point. They went WAY over the top with making him Ninja Urkel.

Wait wait wait....Donatello has taped glasses AND buck teeth? *sigh*

You're are absolutely right! I adore this trick of hers.

You'd have to admit, before you saw the elevator tape you thought a 4-6 game suspension was appropriate.

I love that every excuse the NFL makes is immediately refuted by three different sources. I also love that for all of this stupidity, its incredibly unlikely that anybody of real significance loses their job.

what does that even mean?