You better have skinny legs and a skinny waist to go with that big ass though, or else GTFO, right?

I am Glute.

9/10/14 Skip Bayless comes off as reasonable

Deadspin's job has been waaaaaaaaaaay too easy this past week.
Jokes writing themselves, TMZ breaking news for everyone else....

OF COURSE Stephen Asshole Smith doesn't think there's a domestic violence problem in the NFL.

"I'm sorry, I think this woman is off her rocker. I think she's lost her mind," Smith said. "That's right, I said it."

Adam Carolla has a perfect line about situations like this:

Also they're abbreviated to poop. So there's that.

It could also be a condition set by the players association.

Law enforcement and the NFL can't get their stories straight?

The NFL has former FBI and law enforcement officials on its Investigative Unit and they'd like us to believe that they hadn't seen the video???? *rolls eyes* Really?!

The look of a man trying very hard to not say "Why you gotta make me hit you?"

Someone's going to do it...

I do enjoy the people who seem to be thinking this is a move made out of respect for domestic violence. Ray Rice is being removed because he was cut from the team and then indefinitely suspended. EA is not making a statement, they are just keeping the rosters and available players accurate.

He's suspended, it would of happened regardless of what he did.

Meanwhile, Ray McDonald and Greg Hardy continue to play in the NFL. Should it really take video for the league to act in these cases?

This is exactly right. All the noise, the contract termination, the suspension: it's not because the NFL saw the tape. It's because we saw the tape. Tangentially, it occurs to me to wonder how long it would have taken Rice to end up on some other team's roster, had he not been suspended. I'm guessing an hour.

I'm not stuck on any such beat. But I am a former crime reporter, so these stories probably stick out to me more than other writers and that's why I write them. That said, I'm working on several non-violence stories. Girl scouts honor!

you don't become a billion dollar company by having higher standards than your consumers. You become a billion dollar company by saying you have higher standards than other people.