as a musician buddy of mine put it in one of his songs, "It's 98% of them that give the rest a bad name."

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Talking about how your brain works is often the precursor to demonstrating it actually doesn't.

With all this talk of different kinds of brains, this was literally all I could think

He can't be entirely wrong, because whenever someone brings up finances or budgets of any description, all my man brain can do is start thinking about dinosaurs, or harry potter or something.

Tell you what, if the guy is interested in a recording of 6 seconds of action and a white guy scoring I've got a few home videos I'd be willing to part with.

Needs Siracha.

Now that I think about it, I may only eat grains and dairy.

My list (No repeats of above):

All electrolytes are natural, all elemental ions are the same, unless you have been making atoms in a cyclotron, but I'm not sure most hippies like radioactive water.

"So long as they're not trying to take the donut out of your mouth...or make it harder for people with real allergies to be taken seriously, then let them avoid gluten"

Um, not to derail the conversation, but for those of us with gluten intolerance/celiac, this is fucking bullshit. No, I'm not going to die or need an…

I recently asked a friend if I would be doing it better if I brought down the feral pig I was hunting with a spear or a rock. He didn't appreciate it.

Uhhhhh... I... don't know how to react to this.

Not just a "golden era for science, technology and human augmentation", but a golden era for EVERYTHING ON SCREEN WILL BE THE COLOR GOLD.

I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS

No to question the accuracy of her statements, but I really have to question this young woman's state of mind.

So... what if I'm over 26?

If you have an IKEA nearby and you are relatively tall (about 6'), you can build a fantastic and GORGEOUS standing desk for about $180.