That and Warcraft is the result of a scrapped project to make a Warhammer videogame.

But everything Activision Blizzard does is the first time it’s ever been done!

Wait, was your teacher Charles Lochner? I had a teacher in HS who basically spent the whole day saying that, that and talking about how awesome his family of 13 kids with a 14th on the way was. And how awesome Mormonism was. But mostly just how we’re kid’s so we are dumb, and he’s an adult so he is smart.

Apparently it’s a reference to Fatal Fury

I really wanted more quests like this in DE:MD once I’d done it.

See, I didn’t and immediately started an NG+, and by the time that was done, the DLC’s were out, and I still went rolling in to them loaded with money and with all Witcher Sets maxed.

Fucking hell.

Yup, waste of time.

I figured, I tried, got about 1/3 through all of them but was running out of inventory and constantly just dumping what I found.

I found all the armor sets, what I didn’t do, on any playthrough, is take a boat out to all 5,000 points of interest in the sea around Skellige. I’m a completionist, but not that obsessive.

I mean this is kind of releiving? Its like instead of thinking a person was stupid, now we just think the group we already thought was stupid is unethically manipulative.

Ah, I see.

I don’t know, I don’t play Hearthstone, only WoW. The comic right after this one is out now.

He’s on a big rant about how Blizzard is constantly changing the game with the express goal of making “horrible casual players” beat “skilled hardcore players.”

It was just a temporary server outage, servers are back up.

It’s not? His silly giant plasma gun is obscuring his entire chest.

Witcher 3 doesn’t have that. But it does make you play Magic the Gathering with every blacksmith. No really, shit tons of gambling.

I did it in the Meeseeks voice. Now I have a headache.

Does this mean they are going to actually make Roy the videogame?

Ok, that Double XP was funny, if only just for the good Transformers callback.