Dog/Mangy Beast/Barkspawn/Mongrel...

I think Totilo summed up the timeline fairly well here. Why it's controversial, I have no idea.

I'm still trying to figure out why this whole thing turned into a "story" to begin with, some people were acting like it was fucking Watergate.

The ultimate rule of flying or being on any vessel that you don't own is "Do what the captain and staff tell you to do."

Eh, headlines are headlines, the incident started with the man's action, the incident concluded with the squabble, Jay used the squabble, Erin used the incident. I don't read much into it. Except that I really wish the air marshal got involved for him ignoring the flight attendant, that would have been a much more…

Why do people keep calling Jay Hathaway Hamilton Nolan?

Not listed in this article, but listed in the Gawker one, was that the flight attendant instructed the man to remove the devices, and he didn't comply. Honestly, if the lady hadn't thrown water in his face, an Air Marshal would have tazed him, which would have been hilarious.

I guess he's a distraction to ESPN, but it sounds to me like his teammates don't give a shit, as most people predicted.

I actually like their Stone Smoked Porter the best.

I do it more now that Gmail has the three separate inboxes, and finally lets you highlight ALL emails even past the first 100. Now that I can delete over 2k in two button presses it's easier to manage.

Same, every month or so I'll go to my mail in my web-browser and clean it up, deleting hundreds of junk at a time, but otherwise, "Ignore."

I guess I'm lucky in that I have less to clean up, and I can write my name in the snow like a pro.

It's not really instead of, he can/will still come, but yeah, you can pee with an erection if you try to. But not unconsciously, no.

Just a nursing student, but I have very descriptive teachers.

When you have an erection, your PC muscles preferentially constrict the bladder in preference over the vas deferens, i.e. so you can ejaculate instead of urinate. You can still consciously force the muscles to relax thereby allowing you to pee, but the flow is interrupted at the source, causing more flow disturbance…

Granted, all penises (and bladders) are different, but I only really get spray issues if it's been a little while after cumming, or if I've got an erection (morning-wood morning-after peeing is the worst).

they are also the number one source of embarrassment as a 14-17 year old, especially when they just pop up for no reason in the middle of social studies class.

Uh, it usually does come out as a stream, except for like, the morning after if some semen is still in the urethra or at the urethral edge, then it sometimes sprays off sideways.

If you are wearing tight jeans/pants, a boner can basically feel like someone putting you in an arm-bar, except, you know, it's your junk.