It could also be experience/skill/more developed neural pathways. Kids have shitty hand-eye coordination to begin with because their brains are still developing, plus you are more experienced now and anticipate laggy inputs and so react more preemptively.

You don't need to attend a public highschool to get an education, and you certainly don't need to play highschool football.

So he's Shark-Alpaca-Boy?

LMAO. As someone who worked in family law, this story is hilariously karmic.

That's what I like about some games that let you view the creation/face code. Just copy the code from your character in beta and paste it in when it goes live, boom, you rebuilt your toon.

And? How is this news to anyone who has played an MMO Beta before?

Pointing out false equivalency ≠ sexism.

Sounds like you've never had a judge hate your attorney simply because they didn't wear a tie one time. I've had standing orders to bounce particular judges on all cases because they simply "didn't like" my boss and always found against him. Judges exercise prejudice all the time, it may not be legal, but it…

Yeah, I think I've heard the blacklight Pollock joke in, like, an American Pie movie.

I've heard "looks like a Jackson Pollock painting in here." jokes elsewhere before, it's almost a turn of phrase at this point.

But a judges opinion of an attorney -does- still impact their decisions in cases. Judges are ideally impartial, but they are still human. Your attorney -represents- you, and an attorney with a reprehensible demeanor can color the opinions and decisions of the court. That's why, by and large, attorneys often strive…

This kind of obvious disconnect between responsibility, conflict of interest, and abuse tells me he probably shouldn't handle other peoples money either.

Asking your economically disadvantaged client, referred to you through a program for abused women, to pay for her legal fees with sexual favors ≠ dating your doctor or attorney.

And how could he even take on male clients? He does family law, what male client in his right mind would hire a sexual predator to represent him in family court. That's tantamount to throwing in the towel. "My attorney has numerous infractions for unwanted sexual advances, can I have more visitation with my kids…

Dafuq? He should have lost his license 10 times over already. And even then, why would anyone want to hire this guy unless they don't know who he is. Yeah, I, as a male client, totally want an acknowledged sexual predator representing me in family court.

Idunno, I remembered it.

Break Eardrums > Groin Attack

"Calling people out" and "saying hurtful things" are not one in the same. Not even remotely.

I wanted to see it chase the kid.