I think I'm going to be sick now.

#pelvicsorcery

Off the top of my head, I recall seeing Maynard's ass on a cover once, but that was because he was fellating himself in the photo. Tool is weird.

Just imagine if an open carry parade was comprised entirely of minorities instead of white people, oh man would the blatant racism start flying.

They sound like television sitcom clichés.

Obviously this person should stay in the relationship as the smug sense of superiority they get over their partner is more than enough to sustain them.

Yeah, looks like Onyx Heavy Rank 10 armor from ME1 mixed with the pre-order Heavy N7 armor that James Vega wore in ME3. All in all not a bad mix.

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I liked it after all the DLC was said and done, I think if the game had shipped with Leviathan DLC and the extended cut there wouldn't have been anywhere near as much of an uproar

One, no matter what you do Anders will still blow everything up and force your hand. Oh wait that was DA II.

Yeah, the movie essentially is it's own soft-reboot continuity aimed for the newer cartoon series, not the older movies and comics. I guess I'm just saying that I can suspend my disbelief enough to find plausible the idea that a relic hunter with a few years training would be equally skilled at fighting ninjas* as a…

It's explained in the movie that after all the run-ins with The Foot over the several years she's known the Turtles that Splinter started training her. Casey Jones on the other hand still fights like Happy Gilmore, which should have gotten him stabbed by now. In fact what the movie never explained is how Jones is…

Ostensibly trained martial artists would probably be a better descriptor. In the end, I'm sure any failing of the Foot Clan has less to do with skills and more to do with Conservation of Ninjutsu.

But come on, no one is going to hold a candle to EA.

Because clearly a dude with huge anger issues and a hockey stick is going to fair better against ninjas than some martial artist with a clear head. /sarcasm off.

But Darkness is really just a Satan analogue. Only Rocky can please him.

I think they used to be more fun when he talked faster. Going back and watching the earlier ones he spoke faster and ticked off bullshit mistakes and cliches at a good clip. Now he spends 10 seconds explaining why something is a sin, it's not as funny. Any video he does over 5 minutes is just not fun.

WTF is this thing?!

I like when our old IT guy at work got the network compromised due to shady browsing habits at work. "Dude, you of ALL PEOPLE-" >.<