This is begging to be made into a spoof commercial.

When I played, I fell in love instantly with the enchanting power of oblivion stones, and so I made it a goal to close every oblivion gate I came across. I got it down to a science, I could close a gate in about 5 minutes, basically sneak sprinting past everything, killing only a few mobs that I knew dropped good…

What's funny is Bethesda really likes to talk about how they changed their process for Skyrim to get better/more varied dungeons than Oblivion.

Heh, I lived in ER, my room mates and I would walk there for dinner once a week.

Yup, with those giant growlers of beer.

Pffff, Moose's Tooth ain't got nothin on Pizza Man.

Wow. Bravo.

Does it help that Quasimodo was carving him?

I like that he carved Goliath from Gargoyles.

Not gonna lie, I'd probably eat fried alligator, scorpions, and beer.

It might be a nice caveat to this article to mention that low blood glucose doesn't necessarily mean: eat sugar. It means eat something, preferably something that your body can break down or turn into glucose, rather than instantly available glucose that can lead to a sugar crash.

Blood sugar regulation isn't all about eating. It's about eating the right things at the right time and getting enough exercise so that your body can regulate your blood sugar better.

But won't someone think about poor big business? What happened to a company's inalienable right to make money?!!?!? If an employee hurts a company's image to the point that they lose money and sponsors, it's their god-given American RIGHT to fire that person so that they can keep making pools of money.

Exactly, I used to explain it to my students (I used to teach the children's class) that ukemi was "the art of throwing yourself at the ground and not getting hurt."

Awesome, good luck!

Nice. I did Jujutsu (Japanese, not BJJ) for about 15 years until I moved to Oregon to go to school. Now I have no money to attend any of the dojos for pretty much any style in my area, I really miss it, but just can't make it work until I'm out of school.

Wow, I bet he was also wearing a Tap-Out shirt

It's not that surprising. It's food with some preservatives that people have been eating and haven't died yet. My favorite pastime: reading off the lists of the molecular names of components of whole foods (like a tomato) to people without telling them what it is and watching them go "OMG CHEMICALS THEY ARE…

"You have no special abilities. You're not particularly smart, can hardly smell, can barely see, and you're not even vaguely physically or spiritually imposing. Is there anything you do well?"

no, but one would hope that people who spend all day on the internet would know a fake lead when they see one.