Therealpetrapan
Therealpetrapan
Therealpetrapan

I don't know. I think maybe the world's saddest Nets fan is the one taking the picture.

Yeah I would check for The Lord's Webcams hidden underneath the pews before I sat down, lest Pornhub gets flooded with upskirt videos like "Kenya See Her Cooch?"

You're not special. Your package is not special. Read the bill of lading. Your package is liable to fall up to 48 inches during handling. Public perception of treating a package like this isn't good, but it's reality behind the scenes.

As a former UPS employee, I can tell you that every package has been tossed like this. When loading a big truck I would build a wall with the big packages, and then just toss the small sort on top, from like 50 feet away.

Dice. In a penis.

Trouser snake eyes.

Seriously, it's kind of tragic that people are reacting like this to a guy making a joke based on phonetics. Do we have to ask someone every time they say "lasagna" now if they're being racist or not?

This is ridiculous. He's saying if you were in a black neighborhood, Lasonia could be a girl's name, but in an italian restaurant you would be referring to the food and thus it would be Lasagna. The "black people are stupid" is something you've read into it yourself and is not the point of the joke. He removed the

Look, comedy is one of those sacred arenas where I think political correctness should have some flexibility. If the context, the delivery, and the joke itself are all funny and expertly executed, it doesn't really matter if it's perfectly PC. In fact, I think that sometimes humor in all of its brazen and insensitive

I looked at this for a long time trying to figure out how this dude looked like Mr. Bean.

Um.... we throw them in the trash.... that is the only option. The fact that people even ponder other options for this issue.... sigh*

Step 1.) Make feminist art project designed to empower women by depicting them as murder victims.

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This just confirms me in my desire to stay away from almost all 'reality" TV.

Is it weird that, when I meet people, I don't think about or imagine them having sex?

A&E hired a family of rednecks, then react with shock when one of them actually says something that a redneck would say. This is why reality television sucks.

Also: “For the sake of the Gospel, it was worth it… All you have to do is look at any society where there is no Jesus. I’ll give you four: Nazis, no Jesus. Look at theirrecord. Uh, Shintos? They started this thing in Pearl Harbor. Any Jesus among them? None. Communists? None. Islamists? Zero. That’s eighty years of

At this point I think we're all just waiting for these people to die off, right?

Congratulations, Phil Robertson. You've managed to fulfill every negative stereotype possible about being a small-minded redneck.