Seriously, it's kind of tragic that people are reacting like this to a guy making a joke based on phonetics. Do we have to ask someone every time they say "lasagna" now if they're being racist or not?

This is ridiculous. He's saying if you were in a black neighborhood, Lasonia could be a girl's name, but in an italian restaurant you would be referring to the food and thus it would be Lasagna. The "black people are stupid" is something you've read into it yourself and is not the point of the joke. He removed the…

Look, comedy is one of those sacred arenas where I think political correctness should have some flexibility. If the context, the delivery, and the joke itself are all funny and expertly executed, it doesn't really matter if it's perfectly PC. In fact, I think that sometimes humor in all of its brazen and insensitive…

I looked at this for a long time trying to figure out how this dude looked like Mr. Bean.

Um.... we throw them in the trash.... that is the only option. The fact that people even ponder other options for this issue.... sigh*

Step 1.) Make feminist art project designed to empower women by depicting them as murder victims.

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This just confirms me in my desire to stay away from almost all 'reality" TV.

Is it weird that, when I meet people, I don't think about or imagine them having sex?

A&E hired a family of rednecks, then react with shock when one of them actually says something that a redneck would say. This is why reality television sucks.

Also: “For the sake of the Gospel, it was worth it… All you have to do is look at any society where there is no Jesus. I’ll give you four: Nazis, no Jesus. Look at theirrecord. Uh, Shintos? They started this thing in Pearl Harbor. Any Jesus among them? None. Communists? None. Islamists? Zero. That’s eighty years of…

At this point I think we're all just waiting for these people to die off, right?

Congratulations, Phil Robertson. You've managed to fulfill every negative stereotype possible about being a small-minded redneck.

We close now with one final thought about a lonely woman, a woman by herself in a harsh and unforgiving world, a woman so isolated that she invents a beary-boy to love just to ease the pain of being the last living woman on Earth. For, you see, we're much luckier than she. We live in a world of sunlight, laughter, and…

That's brilliant! I also need a masturbation theme.

Something I apparently inherited from my dad without realizing it is a tendency to address the family pets with a lot of barely-rhymed gibberish. Had a golden retriever named Tucker that led to a lot of unfortunate stanzas.

Holy fuck 6lb of pork for $100. Maybe the only time I am thinking ass rape may be better than bacon.

Sorry, but I cheered at this article. This girl is in a situation where it is clear she is being emotionally violated, and based on the tone of the article it would not be surprising to me if it went beyond that. She is not being protected or advocated for by her mother, and it seems like she is the oldest sibling. …