Or..... Yeah just any statler brother's early work...

Or.....

Or this one

Dolly is an outstanding person! And amazing performer.
But best song story...

I always liked him.... Now it is official, I love him and will make him my make believe bff..... (or lover extraordinaire..)

Ahem(pointing to my name) ..... But I am not one. I just refuse to become a closed minded hatefilled bigoted old hag, as many of my younger friends have! I don't even recognize them anymore.

"several hours and cups of coffee away from any state of cognitive capacity that could meet even the most generous definition of the word sentience."

Well, not for you, but honestly, this is a bed your mother made, let her lie in it or make it herself. Allowance at age 25?! Sheesh!

Meh. I left home at 18. Unlike 2 of my siblings, myself and brother never moved back in with Mom. I am, however, completely okay with my youngest (17) staying at home until late 20's, but I doubt it will happen. My oldest was in a dorm at the earliest possible opportunity, and never moved back home. I see this one…

Sad but true, I have put finger waves in a patient's hair. I got quite good at it. Be jealous....

Such sad news.... And why OSC, Why? You make me sad that I ever liked your books!

....Such as.........?

Also, 'former nurse' most likely didn't keep her license up to date. Getting it back may involve retaking state Boards.

I absolutely adore you for your opening paragraph. You are my hero now.

I adore Irish Spring!

"Dr" Oz is a sensationalist trend following attention whore. He makes "Dr" Phil look like a profound psychology guru.

Oh hell.... Now my stomach hurts

Well, shit. Now I have nothing to watch in that time slot except HUB.. Oh well, Jim Bob, let's head to Walton Mountain.

My tormentor was a 'friend' for a few years. When she turned on me, my acid tongue and complete knowledge that I had done nothing wrong did nothing to make the pain bearable. I walked away. From the school and all my friends. Fast forward 30 years. Enter Facebook and reconnecting with people I haven't thought of in as…

'then there was the ever present football player rapist'