My EXACT THOUGHT. That moment was when I was "oh, holy shit, it's Stalin come back for revenge"

I'm officially old. This is the first Vegas act where I actually went oooooo I will definitely see that aging star that will remind me of my youth!

I haven't used my credit card in 8 months because I'm trying to pay it down, but I'm going to categorize this as an emergency.

Total side note, but does anybody else feel the new Planet Hollywood logo looks like the ABC logo?

My love for Britney will never die.

Notice the only things no one has bid on are the Robert California props. There's a shock.

Wow. $10 grand for Dwight's Dundee award? I would only spend this kind of money for the George Foreman grill that Michael Scott burned his foot on.

That's because it's not actually a party, but appears to be a viral ad for Gwyneth's new handbag collection.

GOOP is probably her initials - Gwyneth Olivia Ostentatious Paltrow, or whatever...

Just stop, Gwyneth....just....stop.

That looks like the most god-awful party ever. I'm pretty sure I had more fun in my PJs watching Netflix and eating fast food than playing what looks like the saddest, laziest game of croquet with her self-important friends.

I had two immediate thoughts:

I just watched this while sitting on the couch wearing yoga pants and eating a frozen pizza.

Everyone at that party needs to eat. Something. Anything. Possibly each other.

Were you tempted to call this one "Friday Unhappy Hour?"

And I love that he is joined by some woman giving 1993 Janet Jackson Poetic Justice realness!

Someone please do this at art gallery/exhibit openings.

I love the little goth kid. He is bullshitting for his LIFE and I love it.

When I was ghosting for a site as a female dom the site got one of these guys to contact the site owner and wanted to know if "Mistress xxx" would insult his penis for a fee.

No sex involved, you say?