Staaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhp. You’re the guy everyone makes fun of. This is embarrassingly dumb. If your advice is “Hey, you can do that thing that you already know about... obviously” then please just click through. Holy crap.

Also not powerless? The losing team’s coach. The winning team shouldn’t decide when the other team doesn’t find value in continuing a game.

How are you still doubling down on this insane idea that someone misunderstood the ability to build forts in Fortnite?

This is a bad take.. For many reasons.. Chief among them though, it’s simply false.

Uhhh... Yes, yes I read the whole thing. I believe the writer for the gaming website understands the concept of Fort in the title Fortnite, believe it or not.

Thank god she has you to explain the simplest concept of Fortnite to her.

It’s completely fair stance to leave more things to states, and allow them to govern and police themselves in local matters. It’s not really a fair stance to only do that when it’s an issue that you can’t rile up your base on, though... and that’s the problem.

I don’t think anyone thinks they’re going to be “hurt”. I think they’re suggesting paying $8 for a beer, it could at least be served in something clean.

WHICH ONE IS REAL HOLY CRAP

What kind of fucked up mirrors do you have in your house where the reflection does something different from the person?

This would be LEGIT camera work if they can have a conversation with themselves.

TIL: Tomi Lahren and Britt McHenry are two different people.

James Franco is sitting somewhere nodding furiously.

So wait - I was under the impression that just starting from scratch was dumb? Is it? Can I start from scratch and actually reasonably enjoy the game and reach end game and be useful and get spots?

There is no context? You don’t ignore rules because of other things that have happened lol.

TIL: OldTownHero doesn’t know what “literally” means.

Maybe he’s mad that Fortnite implemented a far superior product, albeit with Fortnite’s quirks, than PUBG has managed to do.

Woah - We got a live one folks!

Wait.. The show isn’t called All Takes Matter? Serious question.

One thing that I think you’re missing to explain how incredible the play was: Ahfu didn’t have vision in the pit, and honestly hadn’t gotten much vision to know when to blink.