In hockey, on a delayed penalty call, the offending team should have to actually clear the puck out of their zone before the whistle is blown. Just touching the puck in your own corner shouldn't be enough. The offensive chance for the other team isn't over until the puck is out of the zone, so the offending team…

Not to be "that guy," but I believe the "Gettin' Jiggy With It" line was in reference to J.S. Giguere's rule-change-inspiring, Stanley-Cup-winning enormous pads.

"Steelers Safety Ryan Clark Won’t Play In Denver On Sunday Because It Might Kill Him"

I'll take eight!

Rupp got confused and accidentally paid tribute to the wrong Adolph

Pictured: Patton Oswalt, still searching for the "Chick-Fil-A Bowl" he thought he'd be eating tonight.

Meanwhile, Bernie Williams left it all on the couch tonight.

I know I'm a couple days late on this, but isn't Orlovsky more of a backup-backup-backup QB, thanks to the short-lived Kerry Collins era?

Maybe Drew did it...

That's funny, I thought about asking Drew, but what do you say? "The mean kids won't approve my comments!" I figured I'd just wait it out. And now I think you replying to me has approved me, so I guess my ploy worked. Problem solved. Now, to step it up and earn the elusive star...

I've made it into the Funbag like four times now, even got the lead and a photoshop with my "Could you beat Kobe at beer pong" question, and I still can't fucking get approved as a commenter. It's been like a month. So, I understand your frustration.

Please, after his groundbreaking interview with Tim McCarver, I recognize AJ Dolano's voice when I hear it.

It's Turk 'n Jerk!

"Is it because you hate yourself? Is it because you're a degenerate? Is it because you like watching the soon-to-be-fired (Norv Turner) and the soon-to-be-not-retained-for-the-upcoming-season (Mel Tucker, pictured here)?"

He looks like he's been working on his Jump to Conclusions Mat.

James Jones is Dr. Zoidberg?

Even JoePa is giving you +1 for that

Aww! Ooohhh. Yay?

I don't know how Brunell wound up in such dire financial straits. Last time I checked, he was still the quarterback of the New York Jets, Miami Dolphins, Jacksonville Jaguars, Minnesota Vikings, and Denver Broncos.

"Put your yellow pants back on and try to focus on playing what's left of your football season."