I would read this book. Happily. In pyjamas. At a cafe. On the train. At a funeral. Better start now.

Bitterness, I feel it!

As an Ontarian who has made Quebec my home I am at a complete loss over what to do about it. A complete loss.

Oh yeah, tilt your hips back as far as they will go. That's really all there is to it, though.

In Montreal it's the one two punch of Harper and Pauline Marois and her goddamn Charter of Values. It's a feking disaster. This is heartening news though.

BEYONCE STOLE MY ANIME-INSPIRED THIGH-GAP MAGIC-TRICK.

Put your toes together, heels apart, and point your knees inward. INSTANT SOCIAL ACCEPTABILITY*.

*Results may vary.

But they NEVER have "Tell It Like It Is" which is a fantastic karaoke song!

Oh my god any Janis at all is so fun!! "Try"'s got that great horn section in it, too. I'm a fan of a really sloppy rendition of "Cry Baby" nearing closing time, myself. But I always do "Summertime" earlyish in the night to get people excited about sultry oldies. There are secret divas out there who just need a little…

Ah the sweater song. That's some classic karaoke.

"I woke up like this! I woke up like this."

In my area of the world and for my skinny pocket it's Jim Beam or bust haha. I've barely had a taste of the good stuff, I'd bet its divine!

Well bourbon doesn't like you either!! *cradles her 40 of Jim Beam*

Hyper-fit aliens from the planet Pilates!!!

I just came back from two hours of bootcamp boxing training and THAT PILATES SHIT IS TERRIFYING ME. The eerie music doesn't help. Only attractive aliens can do that routine!!!

I think it is assumed that every fat person is lazy until they "try", and then when they do they apparently lose weight easily (?) because all they had to do was not be lazy anymore (?). Not saying there isn't an element of race involved; obviously the results were interpreted in a strictly unscientific way. But I…

As a mostly-hetero woman I can attest to the fact that many MANY men love buttplay. It could be anything from the prostate stimulation to violating social stigmas, but lots of men love to get down. Also, lots of ladies get a thrill from it too, for equally varying reasons. I get a thrill from putting stuff up other…

Pallet swapping, more relevant than you would think!

Ahahahahahahaha.

You are so right. It causes me physical pain to deal with the constant infighting. Don't get me wrong, a healthy debate is good and without having been presented with so many perspectives I would never feel like I knew the right one for me, but once you've got an opinion it feels like butting your head against a wall…

I had to take a three day hiatus from Jez after the album dropped cause I seemed to be attracting white feminist after white feminist spewing their sex-negative bullshit. Though to be fair they were probably equally shaken about "the problem of miley cyrus's tongue". Just a bunch of second-wave prudes who were…