Just had a date nite of watching World's End and yeah, it was pretty fab.
Cornettos 4 lyfe.

Whoopi Goldberg once said my sister: "sorry about your outfit" and giggled before walking away. She musta been high.

Hahaha nice try high-person-in-a-labcoat-pretending-to-be-a-doctor-on-CNN the po po would not go fo that.

I's fixin' ta fuck ya oh my god how badly I wanna pull this one out at my Christmas party.

It's always difficult to manage your motives when you decide to study a culture that isn't your own. Something brought you to it that made it feel special to you, that's why you chose it over others, yet that specialness can't cross into fetishizing or othering territory or you're just a misguided jerk. It's a fine…

Chiming in to say MIFUNE-SAMA MARRY ME.
Fully in love with that man, he was brilliant.

Thank god you didn't have to choose which one to visit on christmas.

Been dealing with that shit since I was 7. It ruined the whole season for me well into adulthood and I'm really only coming to terms now that I can tell them to fuck off for guilting me about my choice.

I'm in a similar situation, though I somehow found myself seeing three people at once and the scheduling was nuts. I had to break it off with one of them just so I could manage. The two I am still seeing are also seeing other people and though it's been months no one has said that they want to be monogamous. Is this…

She's polyamorous like Archie Andrews is polyamorous. You don't need to be committed to be poly.

This actually blew my mind. I have been looking for a way to express what my current attempts at polyamory have been doing for my identity and my ability to find what I need from people (whether it is what I want to give or what I want to get). When you allow yourself more options no one option carries all the weight…

Came across as body snark, but obviously this isn't what you meant haha, sorry!

This is such shite there is no way she's going to win.

On another note, I LOVE Archie comics. They introduced me to the idea that I could have multiple boyfriends at a time without having to "go steady" with any one of them. Old-timey definition of bf (god do I love the idea of a Best Gal as applied to men) +…

Why be a dick about a stock photo model?

My hair next summer.

I have been dealing with this problem every day now that I am unemployed and no longer have any reason to put on underwear in the morning. I can't imagine going outside in crotchless undies every day, what a mess! Plus, it's winter. Yikes.

I just used a "waist to height" calc tool online (I'd never heard of it so I wanted to compare results with my BMI) and the picture of my ratio category is a basically a shrivelled zombie (which they call the "take care" category). How can I be on the edge of overweight according to the BMI but zombie-thin according…

POCKETS!!!

Dammit. I guess I should have specified that I wear an odd size. I'm an E cup but that woulda been perfect :(