Verbal combat!!!! Imagine responding to a catcall with this:

It is fortunate for you that you possess such an extraordinary talent for flattering with delicacy! May I ask whether these pleasing attentions proceed from the impulse of the moment, or are they the result of previous study?

BURN.

Kotaku dudes: I take little pleasure in a ball. I believe the rewards of observation and reflection are much greater.

Kotaku ladies: Yes, when there are none others to be had. We shall have to be philosophers until this MMO gets up and running!

My grandfather passed last winter and before the funeral there was an open casket wake. I refused to go see his body because to be honest it was not my grandfather anymore. My grandfather was gone, I'd already said goodbye when I last saw him at the hospital and I wasn't about to do it again to an empty shell. I…

Does anyone else think that connecting "sexual adventuress" and "wrecking the lives of two innocent boys" is a grossly misleading title? Bad job Daily Mail, go effing figure.

Lolololololol

wow
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such witnr
wow so wulf
so mouth sex

I made a fox mask out of cardboard! It took me two days (only about 3 hours in total not including paper mache drying time), though so unless you have the whole day free you may be out of luck for this one :/

DON'T LET THE HATERS STOP YOU FROM DOING YOUR THANG!

Are we sure that bears aren't our closest living relatives?

She's got that Olde Tyme Religion ;)

Sweet I learned something new today!

I've always thought that sculpture was so hot. Dayum. Revelation Pron.

I want to name all the babies but probably I will be adopting so that is not going to happen...can I get a job where my job is naming babies? You don't need to pay me.

Hahaha obviously I was paying 0% attention to what you were actually saying, my mind created this beautiful fantasy all on its own!

It depends on the person, sexiness is always and unpredictable combination of characteristics. The current object of my affection's most sexy trait is his boyishness, which encompasses his goofy physical humour, his giggle, his enthusiasm, his gap tooth, and his big brown eyes among other things. But none of that…

I read "marital arts" and I was like FUCK YA TEAM TAEKWONDO!

i...is it smiling at me?

Hot dog night every night! Hot dog with spaghetti, hot dog with bun, hot dog with mustard, hot dog with mayonnaise, hot dog with pickles, hot dog with cheese...

I ate a LOT of hot dog as a child.

HAHAHAHA.

I dated a guy who, after he found out that I didn't play WoW for the social interaction of raids and dungeoning (but instead for the rp, questing, 'chieves, titles, armour, etc), called me a casual and basically insinuated that I was playing it wrong.

I wish I could recommend this a million times.

Also important to note that even if someone is conventionally attractive or socially adept it doesn't mean they always have been; it doesn't mean they have never been mocked or rejected or excluded or suffered at the hands of others. I am sick to death of trying to…