Lol my dad started drinking with me when I was 13 and I was always allowed to sip his light beer from when I was about 4. I find the problems rich people have tend not to be so urgent. At work on a daily basis I hear people pondering over two terrible choices (ie no food or no power or car service or kids birthday…

I’ve been poor. I’ve been rich and still am. Being rich much nicer, but it lacks a certain edge. Now I mostly see versions of myself and family.

“I was a thinking I should do that Steven Tyler thing with the mic.”

Damnit, just when I had managed to break free of the Bachelorette cycle. You watch ONE episode because Amy Schumer is on it, then you become invested in some of the contestants. Next thing you know, you’re not only watching the rest of THIS season, but you care about who becomes the Bachelor next season. I will not be…

that seems chill, let’s talk about the baby some more though

I cannot handle all these adorable kiddies.

hahahaha she’s so bored BABIES THEY’RE JUST LIKE US

I DON’T REALLY KNOW WHO THIS IS BUT LOOK HOW CUTE THAT BABY IS

I find it interesting that with all these girls putting together these The South 2015, brands or whatever, they’re always cutting out black people. As if black people don’t live in the south/ haven’t contributed greatly to southern culture in its current landscape. #sippintea

She ain’t lost, she’s getting fucking paid to be an obnoxious POC GOP Media rep. I’m betting a 5-10 million annual stipend from the Koch/Fox war chest.

I thought she was turning into a bratz doll

Apparently they “wiped their computers” before they left. I’m interested to see what comes out of that recovery operation.

I heard she pooped on the floor once.

But he’s an adult now, and she seems to still be attracted to him. It seems to me she never saw him as a child — perhaps in line with those who perceive children of color as being significantly older than they really are. In any case, it’s so gross.

That story made my day.

I LOVE YOUR DAD. Was it the dog park near 17th and R? (you don’t have to say, obvs.)

Though this didn’t happen at a dog park, while Hunter S Thompson was writing his book about the Hells Angels, he got the shit beat out of him at the end of his time with them. Why? Because one of the guys was beating on his girlfriend, and when their dog stepped in and was trying to intervene, he kicked the dog.…

TIL Mike Wallace spawned a fucktard. He must be so ashamed. ALSO whats with the assholes who go to dog parks?! There should be a wall of shame at all of them to post the pictures of jerks who kick dogs.

I remember coming off and seeing him sitting on a bench with what I assume was some kind of federal agent. You would have thought butter wouldn't melt in his mouth, he was so cool. He looked all innocent...