I'm playing "Let's cook with Chocolate and Bacon" and hosting a two track event. one track is devoted to a not so popular movie. The other track is devoted to the BSG board game.

I heart David Brooks for that column.

@greengrey: It's an ebb and flow of pros and cons when it comes to using your own blood as lipstick.

@TheUptightMidwesterner: But are you sure you trust their ingredients?

As David Brooks pointed out in his excellent column "The rise of Beck, Hannity, Bill O’Reilly and the rest has correlated almost perfectly with the decline of the G.O.P. But it’s not because the talk jocks have real power. It’s because they have illusory power, because Republicans hear the media mythology and fall for…

If only those signers from Hollywood would realise that just because they're gorgeous people who entertain us with movies, it doesn't mean they get to do whatever the fuck they want and get out of jail whenever they want.

Good for you, Spencer, good for you. Just to be safe and for the sake of humanity, why don't you have Heidi get her tubes tied while you get your vasectomy? You know, make it a couples date or something. I'm sure the doctor would be happy to give you a 2-for-1 deal if the Hills wanted to make an episode of it.

Phew. Results of the vote restore a tiny bit of faith in humanity.

Do goldfish even taste good? Do you scrape off the scales before you fry it?

And his name was Moriarty... it's like he's trying to live up to a bad literary reputation but didn't have the genius part down quite yet.

One of these is not like the other...

@missing_piece: that's true. maybe they should consider doors that automatically open when you kick a button.

@uzivatel: The avatar system is racist! Why can't we be Krogan? Are they saying that only humans are worth representing?

I've always been really annoyed by bathroom doors which you can open by pushing, but after you've wash your hands, you have to pull them open.

I got nothing but LOVE for this picture.

Boooo why can't I dress like Wrex?

@RachelR: There's karma at work!!!

Why does abstinence only education cost 50 million? As far as I know it requires no special tools or extra manpower to teach nothing while lying.

@frankie22: He's out there with Elvis and Michael Jackson. They're having a grand old time giggling at people who thought they were dead.

@rpm285sm: What do you define as "hardcore" gamer? A gamer isn't necessarily someone who plays shooters exclusively and has an unnatural love of Master Chief or dies after playing SC for days straight. Games are out there to entertain. It's like saying that someone's not a real musician because they don't play…