Old people built this country? Shit, I thought the founding fathers did. Unless. . . Are any of the founding fathers still alive?!

Apologies then. That was very funny if read with sarcasm.

Look at this guy who uses the word hipster in 2014! Besides, how does planning on donating to a charity when I get some spare cash being a hipster?

Really. It's raised a lot of money and awareness and everything, but come on. Besides, I was going to donate a bunch of money for ALS before the whole ice bucket thing even started in the first place.

If you're making that much, then for you this is NP for sure.

Just kidding, I'm guessing it's not actually part of the trophy itself and it's just a little platform for it. They probably just make that out of something cheap, or just stamp that on there once it's official.

They only print one, it's rigged.

Oh great, the return of pictures also brings the return of The Grey.

He posted the video on his facebook and talked about ALS, so it still raised awareness.

Whenever I see one of those from a long way away, I get so excited, then super pissed when I realize it's just another Ford.

Shouldn't this just say "Went to go see a Prius?"

A crumple zone is a good way to think of it I think. It's also a way I never thought I'd think of a dick in that way.

I think somebody's a little upset.

Indeed he would. And judging by how this year is going for him, he may have won a 7th this year.

Only one way to find out...

The what?

I say dump the chase altogether, and give the drivers who would have won the championships under non chase schedules their championships. It won't happen, but if only it did. . .

I should that picture to my brother and asked who he thought it was. He said it was a new Megatron design, or some other Deception from Transformers.

The only reason I didn't buy a Veyron is because people would make fun of me for driving a Volkswagen.

That. Movie. Never. Happened.