Have your fucking star, damn it.

Ambassador to the United Neightions

lol

I’m curious what cabinet position the horse just got nominated for.

Melanie thinks “Thanks the Jesus he feel up the horse and leaves the hells me alone....”

I’m confused, which one is the horse’s ass?

Ass touches ass

There were thousands...no...millions of them! Some people say he saw them with his own eyes, that there were hundreds of witnesses and has has proof which he’s not able to show us for national security reasons.

And the Saudis have been funding terrorism for generations. Yes, Pakistan enabled the Taliban. But, it wasn’t the first time an “friend” was doing something like that (and it won’t be the last). If he wants to use that as a reason to review or cut foreign aid, I’m ok with that. But he’s singling out Pakistan just for…

What does Pakistan taking billions in foreign aid have to do with Afghanistan? Does he think Pakistan should done us a favor and invaded?

Is there really a more perfect hat he could wear to represent his supporters than the camo pattern with the hunter orange USA on it?

No doubt that the Trump nutters will claim a Presidential burst vessel will be Clinton, Obama or Soros’s fault.

“I don’t even think many of his supporters find much of what Trump says credible these days.”

Trump said that he both “didn’t know her [deputy national security adviser Mira Ricardel] very well,” and that, “she was with me for a long time.” Well, which is it?

Fox sat on their own balls?

Yeah, it took me a while to even understand what the complaint about that was. I mean, if you want people to get jobs, then you should want people to have access to very cheap phones, upon which they can be called for interviews by potential employers.

and the recovery phone number its tied to is the official POTUS phone that orangey doesn’t use.

I like that just saying “Obama Phone” is still a trigger for the right. They froth at the mouth just thinking about that almost-a-decade-old non-story.

Something something Maxine Waters seized control of the FCC.

Bitter ex theory: Fox stopped tweeting, expecting an outcry and it turns out nobody asked them to come back, so now they’re just doing it out of spite.