I am so sorry. 

Everything is just awful. :(

yeah, i’m moving from my nexus6p ( with rear finger print reader ) to this, and i’m not looking forward to having to align my thumb just so to make it work. rear fp readers are so natural when you hold the phone in your hand. 

I actually like a back-facing fingerprint reader. That’s where my fingertips are!

My condolences to this sailor’s family and friends.

What is the point of having a fingerprint reader under the screen when the one on the back of the phone works perfectly every time and can be used without putting a fingerprint on the screen?

Don’t encourage him. He’s not worthy of Korean BBQ.

Looks like Korean (Mongolian?) BBQ. The food is cooked at your table on a grate that’s over the coals.

Remember when repubs swore it was a dem trying to make repubs look bad?

Surprised he didn’t just send one bomb to each side and call it a draw.

This makes me want to reach out to chemists. With funding, they could develop a special “costume” makeup product for people who want try this. The product should be something that does not wash off (with very fine print saying that - for very fine people).

When you hear people (usually on the right, almost always white) talk about ‘the good ol days’ and how we need to go back to a better time, this is the time they’re talking about. The time when they could dress up in black face and no one would care (well, black people would care, but in the good ol days, who gave a…

True confession:

I have a hypothesis: No one—no one—in 2018 isn’t aware that blackface is fucking repugnant. The only people who do it are those who want to start a disingenuous argument about how it shouldn’t be considered racist, how they aren’t really racist, how you’re the real racist, what-bullshit-ever. So if they do it, let…

I think a lot of them also do it because it pisses off “the blacks”/”the libs”/”SJWs”, and they think there is enough plausible deniability for them to still be accepted in society when they get exposed to the wider public, and they say stuff like “that’s not who I am”/”God knows my heart”/”I have many black friends”…

It looks like “wacky human gesture” is killing something inside Reporterbot. I can just imagine the sound of grinding gears and a mechanical squelch.

? It was on Comedy Central a lot quite some years ago. Foolishly, I thought ‘oh this might be ok’. No. Why it’s a cult classic... It’s beyond my powers of comprehension. (and no, I don’t need anyone to explain to me why it’s actually really good, I’m fine not liking it, you’re not going give me some insight that makes…

I have met a few. I didn’t like them.

I am growing tired of explaining to my white colleagues why blackface or brown face or any face is wrong.