My favorite part of the video is the Megamind shot:

New ones go at the top of each respective category.

New ones go at the top of each respective category.

Over the history of the Internet, [chubby white dudes from rural Texas with carefully manicured goatees] have had limited success in not regularly shoving their feet in their mouths and up their own asses.

It is the rural Texas symbol of outward virility masking deep insecurity and incompetence.

And then get hired at the next district over.

If Star Trek has taught me anything*, it’s a clear indicator that someone comes from an evil mirror universe.

I love that he doubled down on it with that “over the history of the NFL” remark. It’s just the cherry on top of that racist, racist sundae.

Let’s start the countdown until he’s allowed to resign instead of being thrown out on his ass.

You know, at this point the circle beard is a red flag of itself.

“When you need precision racism, you can always count on a middle-aged white bumpkin.”

While I’m glad you’re giving people a chance to see good running deals, would it be possible to mark new deals in some way on the list? Lately I’m having trouble separating out what I’ve already seen from things that are ongoing campaigns, and it would be nice to have a visual indicator.

While I’m glad you’re giving people a chance to see good running deals, would it be possible to mark new deals in…

Hot water is not neccisary when adding vinegar. You can simply put diluted vingar in a spray bottle and spritz the glass before polishing.

The dealerships all too often lie about how they can affordably finance it. If you are on a low income and get told by someone in a suit and tie, who has a bunch of paperwork and loads of graphs and numbers to hand, that actually you *can* afford that desirable item, and who outright lie to the mark in order to make a…

I swear to god... I should be sympathetic to people having materials being repossessed, or sold at pawn, or whatever, because that sucks, but the people in these stories are always the perfect mix of entitled and stupid to just be perfectly hateable.

Well of COURSE it’s Florida

yours,

Yeah, no, he’s not smart.   That’s been proven many times.

He’s got a different mask for each day of the week.

What’s the difference? Either it’s Jerry Jones, or a guy who was taught by Jerry Jones.

Every single picture of this guy’s face is completely different from every other one. It’s astounding.