Those Cardinals fans love dominant pitching, but will gladly settle for three Ks.

When it comes to vile, bigotry-laced protests based on racial inequality in the United States, act like you've been there before.

Sorry, don't have time to watch a 25 minute video.

Well, they did have a grand Wizard at shortstop

These Cardinal's fans are doing things the white way.

Best Klans In Baseball

Yeah, not gonna lie: I spent about half the video almost distracted by how much I was thinking, "But... but how?" I grew up with cats. They don't just do things for you. They are the opposite of video game characters.

Impressive cat-herding. I'm guessing about 800 man hours went into getting those shots.

These kittens must be male, because you know, including female kittens would have caused the production of this video to be way over budget.

That is so hilarious especially since the teabagging went on for so long. Who teabags for that long anyways? Lol.

His teabagging form is so.. vigorous. I don't think the day will ever come that I see someone teabagging and don't chuckle. Even when it's my body- it always inherently leads to even more hilarity.

I was there last night with a friend and some other players and after around half an hour of camping that farming spot we recieved an in game message on the lower left corner of the screen which read "The enemy is amassing against you" or something along those lines.

In the next 30 or so minutes a huge amount of Hive…

Or "How to Miraculously Keep Your Prestigious Job at One of the World's Biggest Newspapers While Completely Sucking Balls At It In a Manner Akin to a Fiery Car Crash Despite The Certain Fact That There Are Probably Hundreds of TV Critics Who Would Write Better and Fuck Up Much Less In Your Position"

"The Quickest Way to Out Yourself as a Racist."

This is ridiculous considering the character most like her by her own words is Christina Yang.

Excellent article, Kara.

When Alessandra Stanley writes her autobiography, it should be called "How to Make a Black Woman Angry."

The delay for AC is understandable. There'll be women in the movie, and they take longer to render.