“Get this big walking carpet out of my way”

I left out the Minotaur, there will be a Minotaur!!!

I have a much better idea than the border. We should let all immigrants into the U.S. but first they will all have to go to Texas, where we will have constructed a 50 square mile maze. If the immigrants get through it, they become U.S. citizens, no questions asked. Of course the exit to the maze will change monthly to…

The one true answer. Nothing left to see here folks.

Rihanna can do whatever she wants. The Grammy’s sucked anyways.

So method...

Alright, fine. Now I see him as James Bond.

I don’t think this is funny. I’m a pretty huge fan of Kanye and have been for many years now. His mother’s death traumatized him deeply, to the point where he was suicidal. He loved that woman with all his heart. People grieve differently. Creating a video game that “documents” her journey traveling through the gates…

Caught in a landslide

.....or is it just fantasy?

This is why, when given the choice to teach Wuthering Heights or Jane Eyre as examples of Gothic/Victorian fiction, I always choose Jane Eyre.

I personally, especially as I get older, find the St. John chapters of Jane Eyre fascinating, and St. John himself the personification of “unaware that he’s unaware” privilege, a striking contrast to Big Daddy Rochester; his money, his demands, his prickly personality, his horror show of a marriage and how he dealt…

Of course it’s only comics-accurate if she describes her psychic knife in every conversation.

It kind of sucks that of all characters, Noah was the one who didn’t have an arc.
(I’ll show myself out, thanks.)

If they ever have Wyman manderlly on the show they need him as Wyman.

Ah so Arianne Martell must have sent you.

“What kind of things do you like me to do with you body?” Jeb said as I looked over the contract. “Do you like it when I keep it from healthcare?” Oh my. My inner goddess screams YES but I blush.

Why aren’t more people concerned about child molestation? Animal abuse? Starvation? Cancer? Anti-vaxxers? Nuclear bombs? 500 Days of Kristin?