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Christ, Ellie. It's Bruce this and Bruce that. Your lacking of sensitivity towards Kris completely discounts the pain that Kris is feeling over this horrible thing that is happening to Kris' ex-husband and the father of two of Kris' daughters. Honestly. Kris.

So, in Alabama is this unborn-child porn?

While pregnant woman wears noise cancelling headphones.

I don't know...something about this screams fake to me.

"Blessed are those who mourn for they will be comforted..."

It's France, so let's not jump to racism. They were probably too busy with their mistresses and they had to pick up some more cigarettes.

Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Q: How many cops does it take to kick a poor person down the stairs?


A: He fell.

I'd be more upset about the people screaming. I would hate to be trying to keep my kids relaxed while grown men and women scream.

Presumably the reverse of the shirt reads "Or else we'll feel entitled to kill you..."

There should be a mother's law passed that states no politician can run for office once their mother has passed. That way, said mother can always be around to come upside their child's head when they ain't acting right.

"occasionally going to prison for breaking into nuclear weapons facilities to decorate them with Bible verses and human blood."

It is time for the people to wake up, stand up and demand change.

What the hell is going on here?

ORIGIN STORY!!!!

Assuming Fey even wrote the 30 Rock joke (either way, she would have had to approve it), I almost feel like that's enough; she's a comedy writer, and she used her art to call out Cosby. It was the best venue for her to get her point across, and no additional point would need to be made, I don't think, unless she…

"Rape is a despicable, cowardly crime...."