I'd be more upset about the people screaming. I would hate to be trying to keep my kids relaxed while grown men and women scream.

Presumably the reverse of the shirt reads "Or else we'll feel entitled to kill you..."

There should be a mother's law passed that states no politician can run for office once their mother has passed. That way, said mother can always be around to come upside their child's head when they ain't acting right.

"occasionally going to prison for breaking into nuclear weapons facilities to decorate them with Bible verses and human blood."

It is time for the people to wake up, stand up and demand change.

What the hell is going on here?

ORIGIN STORY!!!!

Assuming Fey even wrote the 30 Rock joke (either way, she would have had to approve it), I almost feel like that's enough; she's a comedy writer, and she used her art to call out Cosby. It was the best venue for her to get her point across, and no additional point would need to be made, I don't think, unless she…

"Rape is a despicable, cowardly crime...."

I am still waiting for an articulate wording of it from Arnold or Stallone. (Two of the most eloquent speakers in cinema) /s

BILLEEEE YOU'VE GAT TA SAPPORT ZHENDA EQUALITEEEE!

HEY YO! MMRRRMAAMERRR GENDER EQUALITY ERGERRMMMEERR
(Mr. Stallone agrees with the governator)

Mark my words, that drop in sales was no accident this year. #notonedime

"have a taste of this. It will do you good in so many ways...Now you don't want to upset me and the plans for your future, do you?"

This sounds like fake, movie-villan bad dialogue that some clueless fool made up because they don't know any better. Until you get assaulted by someone who talks exactly that way. It's…

I wouldn't say I feel certain necessarily, but I firmly believe it. I guess it's a combination of things. His strange interviews, how weird Neverland Ranch was, etc. I mean, I'm not a court of law - "beyond a reasonable doubt" isn't the standard by which I form my own personal conclusions about a person. It's just…

TBH, The whole time I was like I wish someone just wrote a series about the rise (and fall?) of the first black female president of the United States. I would rather watch that. Like when some crazy ass white man interrupts you during your speech, what is that moment afterward back stage?

It's just not fair, how you white people suffer.

TLDR

but the falconry is of interest to all.

BTDT

He's practicing for the Please Dont Leave Me portion of the Pussy Whipped Olympics.