I am helping at my daughter's school with the hot lunch, all I know is each lunch must have a protein.

" Beyonce is likely the finest living performer we have right now and she proved that again tonight."

The tear gas element of the tribute, however, seems a bit too on-the-nose for me.

But Mark, how can you deny the solid "bitches be crazy and men's money is more important than all the things!" reasoning of the OP?

He could have said "I am not going to marry you."

The Lyin', the Witch, and the Wardrobe

If only you'd waited for the Groupon!

The problem I have with all of this is that everyone assumes that making a decent human is a "recipe" and if you do the right things and add the right ingredients, you are guaranteed a fantastic result. Of course everyone thinks they have the best recipe...or secret ingredient...but the bottom line is the same: the…

Dang, I need to get ahold of some punch cards for me and my girls. They'll come in really handy on our 'Borsh-n-Brunch Saturdays. Mimosas, waffles, and D&C's for everyone!

Coffee guy was old. Old people are assholes.

Even accusing the country of genocide doesn't make one a 'Jew hater.'

P.S. DISAGREEING WITH HOW ISRAEL IS HANDLING IT'S "SITUATION" DOES NOT MAKE YOU A JEW HATER.

I'm not saying Beyonce is not important. But, you know, Oprah IS still alive.

Don't post this on Jezebel without a trigger warning.

Hey Germany, how many goals can you score? ...about a Brazillion.

Expect tens of dollars of damage

Hillary, contributing something to society would mean finding out why this is the case in these cities and explaining it to us so we could have a discussion about that and see how we can work toward income parity in all cities. Reposting content from elsewhere with no context or explanation and just saying "ooh neat"…

Doesn't that face kind of break your heart? You have to imagine nothing good is running through her mind at that moment.

The risks of heroin were well established in the 1980s/1990s.