hurr...better than your mom's basement, you fat ugly neckbeard. >2014. >still using age to insult people.

don't use mac or twitter. kbye.

he's having a baby?!

litigate! sue all the things!

defy physics? no.

did faith save this amazing young man?.... is the pope Catholic..... and making the world safe for pedophiles?

you cunts read this crap and take it for fact

I can smell the menstruation in here

favorite usb hookup is a thumb drive or portable external hard drive. stock it full of most recent movies and hook it up to any tv on the fly.

down with religion! we should be focusing more on zach brafs fuck list.

boring

absolutely not

commercial is funny. you gashes need to chill out with your pms

mer-MAN, pop! MERMAN!

You wanna check if these is a Darth Vader action figure in my butt?

George w Bush hates black people.

Flyer alum reporting in. The Ghetto: where everybody knows your name.

That is terrible. You must sleep alone, otherwise you'd be sleeping six feet under.

*Protip

Protein: stop eating taco bell to feel better