who the fuck needs a house that’s 30,000 square feet? At what point do you say “no, I only have 17 bathrooms; I need 20 bathrooms at least!” and realize you’re absurd.

Oh sit your white ass down, Becky. It’s not always about your fee fees.

I agree with this, actually! A lot of people who identify as “travelers” tend to come off a little smug and condescending to other people (also, if you’re not a resident of the place you’re in, you’re a tourist. It’s not a bad word.). Travel is not a magical panacea that will make you better, more interesting, or more…

WHATEVER, you are all just jealous of those smokin hot chicks that won’t stop calling me

how can this man not tell that i love the baby

I was really hating my job until I read about the poor woman who has to charge a 10 year olds cell phone to exactly 99%.

I’m a family law attorney, and my office has been up in arms about this all week.

I’m reading this as something that’s geared towards white teenagers, and I’m *really* hoping that this takes the discomfort and flips it. Like, you’ll have viewers nodding along going “Yeah! I feel that way too! It’s reverse racism!” and all of a sudden they’ll be confronted with.. you know, reality.

Please tell me they at least made the reviews sound like something Stefan would write. It seems like a waste to just make a regular review.

What is America coming to when a white, kevlar-protected, active service member can’t even bring a loaded AR-15 (with several additional magazines of ammunition) to a crowded mall without civilians panicking and calling the cops????

Congratulations, anti-vaxxers. You did it! You saved her from autism!

BUT SHE DIED WITHOUT TOXINS IN HER BODY OKAY!

“I’ll take that in cash.”

I have had it with abysmal idiots and their “toxins.” Toxins are NOT a thing. They are not magical serpents that burrow themselves into your body through assholes and eyeballs. Dosage is what’s important. Dosage makes a thing toxic. How many times do we have to mention that water itself is toxic at a certain level?…

I love Nic Cage movies and FURTHERMORE I will posit that he actually looks kind of foine in Moonstruck THERE I SAID IT

As someone from a very privileged childhood (I wasn’t allowed to have a job in HS to focus on studying, and I couldn’t work in college b/c of visa stuff, so my first job was when I was the summer I was 21): even if they don’t have to, get your kid(s) to work a summer job in high school, at least once (and preferably…

Eh, as someone who hasn’t always felt comfortable in her looks (in my mind I still wear a headgear and have some unfortunate bangs) I don’t exactly mind comments like that from my grandma or a friend. I did, however, hate that I was expected to be super constantly excited about being engaged/my wedding AT ALL TIMES. I…

How many of these hats will be sweat-stained fedoras?

Everyone remove your hat, throw it in the incinerator