Exactly what i think when i see election commercials.

I don't know why these sandwich places don't have butter. It's a fucking sandwich, butter goes on bread. How hard is that?!

This is the greatest awesome i have ever witnessed.

I like to think of this show as Science with Attention Deficit Syndrome.

I like to think of this show as Science with Attention Deficit Syndrome.

Oh Nintendo, just when i have you pegged, you ask to open up her top a bit.

I totally remember playing the shit out of X-Wing and Descent back in the day!

Because Smash Bros.

Putt'n a bun in the oven... I think mine was worse.

I totally remember those! Bwahaha! God that makes me feel old..

Ha! I just found my old DC Keyboard! I don't know what to do with it, but i can't throw it out.

Shoulder robots... I totally forgot about that. This is the same fucking game. LOL!!! God i want to break out the Dreamcast now...

Did i miss something? I can't find any of these games for P+. It still only shows last months specials.

It's not the biggest battery, and the brand isn't very well known, but that price is amazing. [ SCUD Magic Cube 5000mAh Portable External Battery, $11 with code X5HK45UR]

Come on, everyone knows that one is milk and the other dispenses orange juice.

Yes and No?

Yeah, i think he screwed up.

Because they turned him into a pussy.

Here's my theory...

It begins...