He means the actual launcher for Blizzard games, which has to have a name of course. Battle.net is always gonna sound better than “Blizzard Launcher” or whatever they’re gonna call it so rip

I do feel sorry for those who got confused

Ergo... a downgrade.

I think this is something that should be implemented for every game.

4K graphics will be so clear, it will allow us to see things our frail human bodies can’t comprehend. We will enter a hellscape of crystal-clear visuals that will destroy our minds with perfectly-rendered madness.

Does Awkward Zombie basically have about five more years of Metal Gear Solid V comics planned out?

Oh you are gonna love this ! :D

A popular, very sweet drink, is the reason that when you are at starbucks, you buy other popular, very sweet drinks, instead of actual coffee? Said with a condescending holier-than-thou tone?

Correct. Which makes the next entry on the leaderboard third.

“Half-Life, which is the second-greatest shooter of all time after Halo: Combat Evolved and Quake”

Those deals are actually terrible.

Those deals are actually terrible.

If by “genius” you mean “completely alienating to a lot of prospective buyers” then yeah. “Genius” indeed.

So if this fails it’s gonna die like Chibi Robo did, isn’t it? ;-;

Uh, what? Consoles have come out with mid-life redesigns from the 8-bit era onwards. So what made you put up with it for almost forty years, but just now say ‘Enough?’

I’m not sure if the Mario universe even has a proper canon...

I always want to like fighting games, I’m just horrible at them.

I see no problem with the underwater cameras, I see a problem with freaking out over seeing a woman’s nipple, especially in this context. They’re not sex objects, they’re athletes competing. This view gives a good look at a sport where a lot more happens under the surface of the water than the casual fan realizes.…

No actually, Lacaud1’s pretty much spot on. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shenmue_(…

I don’t see Grandia II, Final Fantasy IV, and Secret of Mana here. Your list is officially rejected: