You get over that quickly when it's your only way of drinking Mello Yello and several flavors of several sodas that aren't sold elsewhere. TBH, it's not any different from drinking soft drinks dispensed from a soda "gun." It's a little off, but it's close enough so that unless you drink that variety regularly it won't…

butt mud.

I still consider it fast food. I think the only requisite to be considered fast food is that it comes out fast, not that it be prepared beforehand. They bring those burgers out at lightning speed. Wikipedia lists Five Guys as a "fast casual restaurant," so I guess it's a step up in terms of food/service quality. I can…

Some fast food joints tend to be better than McDonalds, Burger King, and Wendy's. I've had good experiences with Sonic, Arby's, Five Guys, and Checkers. I think Five Guys is the most expensive of the bunch, but they're also all-around better than the competition. They special make orders as they come in, and they only…

My panties just dropped. You're such an alpha stud.

I mean... there's a thumbnail.

That's fairly cool.

Yeah, I was in McDonalds yesterday and I saw them. Those were probably their cheapest toys to date. They were just terrible.

with its oversaturated neon atmospheres,

N+ for the DS was awesome.

Mario Kart 8 lets you post your replays on Miiverse, but that's pretty limited in scope. You're heavily limiting viewership by restricting the videos to Miiverse, as far as I know you can't overlay commentary, and it's impossible to monetize.

I want to make something perfectly clear. I love Nintendo, I think they were the best of E3, and I've had the Wii U since day one. I don't actually give a rats ass whether or not they have a Twitch streaming app since I wouldn't be likely to use it anyway, but give it to me straight. You're not excluding the app…

Supporting local multiplayer is fine as long as they don't neglect online play. In many cases local multiplayer is a lot of fun, but more often than not you'll want a multiplayer experience and won't be able to get three friends in to your house. With the rise of the internet it has become possible to make friends…

and when your friends aren't able to come over I guess you can twiddle your thumbs.

Why even bring up Skyrim? Dragon Age has been totally different from Elder Scrolls since its inception.

Hey Doc, I've been a fan of your friendly but stern advice since I first read your column but to be honest I never dreamed I'd write in. I have a problem concerning the friend zone but not the "I am inserting friendship when does the sex come out?" kind of friend zone but the real messy kind. You see I have a best…

With Smash Bros and Mario Kart I think that's changed. If you've ever had four+ friends at your house for a tournament you know that both of these games are extremely competitive and it can be just as fun to shout at the screen as it is to play the games.

I don't think it has anything to do with "fun." It has everything to do with Nintendo's archaic and tyrannical view on streaming their content. If they can't easily control it then they don't want it at all.

So many performance issues... Blight Town made me so sad.

Holy mother of framerate drops. I just hope it was the camera and not the game. As soon as he got up the ladder it hit like 10 fps for a second.