ThePalmtopTiger
The Palmtop Tiger
ThePalmtopTiger

You've never heard of DotA? It was extremely popular for the past decade, though it has died down since all of the new MOBAs started cropping up. It's often cited as the best game mod (it was a mod for Warcraft 3) of all time.

Calm down there buddy, you're getting a little too excited.

What is the average lifespan of a Macbook Air? While it is certainly pretty and meets my non-gaming needs, will it crap out on me in a year? How easy are repairs? From what I've heard Apple products are next to impossible to repair and insanely expensive to get done by Apple.

13 inches is a bit too small, and my 17 inch Asus was too big to use comfortably without a table, it was also difficult finding a cheap carrying case. I guess 15 inches would be ideal. The other issue is weight; in my experience laptops with bigger screens are significantly heavier than their smaller counterparts.

Hmm, you probably have a point, if you didn't have pokemon as a kid then you probably wouldn't "get it" now. I've also seen a strange curve in Pokemon popularity over the years; it was popular in elementary school, lame in high school, and super popular again among college students. That being said, there is certainly

Well you'll never get banned, even if all of Kotaku rallied against you. There are still accounts which comments on every post without contribution. They'll hide your thread though, which is what just happened to this one.

Could you pinpoint something that looks like shit? The only thing that looks strange to me is the braid, but even that is excusable.

You slut! I'd add you, but I was borrowing my brother's 3DS and already returned it.

If you fancy yourself a betting man Crunchyroll has some interesting mystery box deals right now. I ordered 1 anime and 1 manga box.

Kudos to these devs, too long have snot nosed kids been invulnerable in video games. Besides, the complete absence of children in a zombie game has always been very suspicious to me; are children just entirely eaten instead of converted?

DRM is a company's attempt to stop piracy. It can take many different forms, some of the earliest are CD-Keys. More recently publishers have been trying to make it so that their games can only be played online, though that's received a lot of backlash.

Couldn't the guy in the gif possibly get in trouble? I heard one of the biggest rules of these types of events is not to touch people without their consent. Bumping in to someone on a busy street seems inevitable, but to actually grab the person and pretend to bite them is probably a little too close for comfort. IDK,

You're ignoring the fact that he's classifying zombies or dressing as zombies as exclusively Christian. It didn't even originate in Christian cultures, zombies as we know them come from Africa, and Asia has had their own version of (hopping) zombies for a long time.

I can count the number of penises I've drawn on one hand, and everyone one that I remember was drawn to piss off a friend.

Ugh, Ryan Higa, I'm surprised he's still around. I guess there will always kids to replace those who grew out of his stupidity.

I experienced something similar. We used to get loads of kids, like to the point where we should just pull a chair next to the door and wait, but since they built some fancy houses a few blocks away it's dwindled to where we can actually leave the door for a minute or two.

But let's be honest, who doesn't like a good circlejerk?

Man, I sure hate talking about this subject, but fuck it, I'm going to talk about this subject.

I think you're mistaken; he isn't trying to argue that Mormons are polygamists. What he's saying is that there are polygamists that claim to be Mormon and because of this people see the vast majority of Mormons as polygamists. This is especially true when you consider the numerous reality tv shows about polygamist

People who don't get my jokes only make me think they're funnier.