What gets me is the fact that this person spent actual money on a bag of candy dicks and dick confetti plus shipping.

Boxers...g-strings?

L o FUCKING L. You really think that the 2008 headlights look better? LMAOOO

In consolation, here’s a Baja you can finish:

It’s the ghost of Soichiro Honda, furious that the new Civic Si redlines at a mere 6500 RPM.

EXACTLY!!!

I don’t know how many time’s i’m looking for a great future buy (i’m a dad and hoping to one day have a fun car again) and then it’s mentioned here... thanks for killing my dreams... Happened w/ a few cars in the past already (they will remain nameless as for further attention being brought to them)... They…

I own a 5th Generation Camaro and have a sweater that a wear all the time from the Camaro5 website. I also have a lot of camaro/ corvette shirts. But I also have Ford shirts, Ferrari shirts and other automotive apparel because I like the style. I also still wear shirts with my favorite bands, and occasionally still…

Because college.

Fuck you, Pai. Fuck you, Pai. Fuck you, Pai. Fuck you, Pai. Fuck you, Pai.

Completely unrelated. How about actually posting what car your “What car should I buy I’m <insert situation here” client ended up buying? You ask for a ton of advice but never tell us their final decision. I’m not asking for the car’s VIN, just what they bought. As it is, it just seems like you’re soliciting advice…

I worked on this low budget movie back in the late 90's. The production co-ordinator was this kid, nice guy, really. Not one to talk a lot of smack or gossip or take aim at the low hanging fruit.

I’m sure it will be sold on the other side of the wall.

More four door drift cars please!

That Infiniti is lovely.

I love how the M35 can carry passengers in the back as well

Oh please give me that Infiniti, that thing looks great

One of these cars is not like others!

Exactly. I look at these decrepit buildings, the tide of waste that swirls around them and the impoverished people that live there with no opportunity for a better life, and the very first thought I have is “just like the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act of 2010.”

Weirder. Not Evil. Weirder.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to the Jalopnik Staff and to all of my fellow Jalops! I hope you all get some cool car stuff this weekend!