I can't afford to eat anywhere that has valet service. Problem solved.

This is not even true. Motorola has pretty much been the best at keeping their Android flagship updated for the past year.

meh, although I do believe technology is introducing new ergonomics issues and repetitive stress injuries as a result, this is not a new thing. Humans have been craning their necks for centuries while reading books, and prior to that while carving things or sewing things or weaving things or sculpting things. I would…

Look up "antebellum."

My car. Often when I'm driving, I'll have the same mind-blowing realization: I'm in this enclosed machine with automated comfort and entertainment systems, screaming toward some faraway location, somewhere that should take the whole day to walk, unaffected by day or night, rain or shine.

Cyberbullying... What a waste of a cause. Why grow a backbone to prepare for the reality of the world when adults can just make everything Ice cream fairies for you? These professional victims are gonna have an awesome time getting to know the real adult world.

I have a 2014 RAM 1500 with the Uconnect 8.0" system, and it is hands-down the best user interface I have experienced. The system in the Compass is the older system that has nothing in common with the RAM systems besides the name.

I always try to be nice and open. I once read an anecdote where someone asked Michael Jordan why he always dresses so well off the court. The gist of his answer was that he was aware of who he is, and it's probably a huge deal for someone to see him. He wants to live up to that.

I'm picturing you riding a bicycle around the track because Portland.

Ram X-Mount is pretty solid too.

Ram X-Mount is pretty solid too.

Of course it could — how do you think the Mario sprite looks like anything other than a rectangle? It's three colors and a transparency "color" per sprite. Otherwise all objects other than crates or boxes would have to be filled out with another color.

That's like saying, "why buy a Zamboni when I can but a Cessna?"

This Man Is Using His Damn Head To Lift A Motorcycle Onto A Bus

Finally, a backseat you can comfortably enjoy a threesome in.

It looks like a Honda Accord coupe.

The rollcage did it is job?

How much would it cost to buy Jalopnik's freedom from the Gawkeler?

No, this looks just like a Honda Accord coupe.