There is little to no porn on /b/, so why link it? I would link it to OnionIB!

Yeah, the Judge's action makes sense, I don't see why some don't get it.

I'm glad he is, I just get a little nostalgic of how it was back then. There's plenty of great commenters now though.

The word "Machead" In paragraph 4 reminds me of Kaiser Machead… What happened to him? Is he still here just not as active as he was back in '07 or '08?

Unfortunately for you, he still writes and sings. But to be honest, he's not very good by himself.

Because then they won't have a chance to redeem themselves after coming out with "Infinity On High"! "From Under The Cork Tree" and "Take This To Your Grave" were great.

AWD? Manual? Why do "Jalops" hate? A true Jalop would be all over this!

Of course a simple crash wouldn't shock or surprise him him, he's Russian.

Here.

They're the perfect car for Austin, really.

My old '96 900 (Convertible, to make it worse) got a lot of shit. This one asshole kept calling it "The Barbie Car". I wanna live in Austin.

Oh lawds, I go to Leander High School, and you're absolutely right. My little hatch gets made fun of by rednecks in brotrucks all the freaking time. So.... much.... BROTRUCK!

6th: That makes sense, those things are everywhere here in Austin.

I've heard people say that, but then they go on to compliment the car and say they wish they had one, so all is forgiven.

Love the gif.

Exactly what I have!

I guess...

Because he wanted to, of course. Duh.

Uh... why did you talk to yourself?

I'm willing to volunteer my Versa Hatch for this. LET'S DO IT!