Oh lawds, that is a good one.

Hell, even my Nexus S 4G is on 4.0.4. Have you tried checking for updates in Settings?

More like Painting the Porcelain.

Preach it brother! I wish I had a long story like yours, bug my memory and writing skills are terrible...

As do I. LONG LIVE SAAB!

That's an awesome story! I wish I had kept my 900. Now that I recall, it did say Black Panel.

The center console key amused all my friends, and the Night Panel feature was badass. God do i miss that thing...

I guess you're right. And don't get me wrong, I absolutely LOVE Saabs, even the GM era Saabs. I actually had a '96 900 SE V6 Manual myself. There's absolutely nothing like them.

Oh no.....

What if it was a Sonett? ;)

Are you saying you wouldn't cry watching a Lamborghini Aventador burn down?

Love and respect thine own car, be it beige or not, thou shall appreciate every second of the car's beauty, and enjoy every second behind the wheel, as this is the epitome of Jalop.

So true. And, thanks!

Yeah, that's really insensitive, but what can I say, this IS the internet.

How is he just standing there? Has he already finished crying?

You really deserve a star!

I actually live in Cedar Park, right on the border of Leander. Are you talking about the show in front of Big Lots? I'd love to go!

Here you go :D

This will stay as a permanent reminder of your cock-up. sorry.

The point of the electric car is to reduce noise? Huh.