A Cherokee? Well, that's FAR from a Volvo, but a good car nonetheless.

So true. The seats may not be plushy, but the support is amazing. Plus, it is very reliable.

Farewell, my southern friend. I'll miss your amazing posts that I've been reading these past years.

You guys are like that one guy, that almost everyone knows, who ruins jokes. You know? That guy who has to refute the logic in people's tall tales, jokes and anecdotes. In other words, a buzzkill.

To the Malwarebytes! STAT!

Uhh, Shufflepuck? You NEED Shufflepuck.

It surprises me there isn't.

They really do. I've been really nervous about how they're gonna be spec-wise. I really hope they don't drop the ball on that...

As do I. And yes, those are the worst mice ever. Did they even think of ergonomics?!

Designers like simple, clean, pretty stuff. Windows 7 + Mac hardware fill those needs fine.

Yes, that is possible. Just as long as there is a battery in there, but if you do start doing too much, it will require too much power than it can get through AC and shut down.

This little voice deep inside me wishes for a Zune HD app for Spotify

If I'm not understanding you right, I'm sorry.

Like Android Tablets or an iPad, you can send it to the manufacturer and get the battery exchanged for a price, or if you're more of a DIY person, buy the internal battery and change it yourself. I don't see how this is different from other tablets.

It will probably not let itself turn off by suspending itself into hibernation when the battery is dead.

I see the creative value of this, but it is definitely not worth $175.

Well, I'm Mexican. I work for cheap, not free!

I don't know, I'd rather have the CTS-V wagon. I'm not really digging this too much.

$175? Holy shit!

Those were the good days. No offense to the wonderful and amazing Giz editors we have now, but back then, I used to know all of them and I was able to tell who wrote the different articles purely judging on their comedy and writing styles.