Thank you for sharing the thoughts of a guy who still believes in imaginary things like unicorns, Klingons and love. Santa Clause will get you that Medal of Honor for Christmas if you just keep believing your comments are good in any way.

I admit it. The Simpsons copied me.

I have eaten well over a few thousand burgers in my lifetime and not gotten fat.

I bravely faced your comment, then turned away and felt bad for you and all the other 3rd graders.

Your analogy is bad and you should feel bad. Or you should cheat and have someone come up with a better one for you. I like the latter.

Its not cheating unless you get caught but if the people supposed to be catching the cheaters do not care to do so then its definitely not cheating. I would be only mad at Valve at this situation, but I wouldn’t be mad because I would start cheating and have a blast.

I figured out of Alan Moore’s Crossed+100 terminology except for the “Slims”. I know its a group of people but I don’t get meaning/reasoning behind the name. This was the only Crossed book or spinoff I ever finished and it was all because I wanted to figure out the unique language.

I also prefer Superman over Batman.

I played so much Nester’s Bowling and Wario Land on the Virtual Boy that I stopped getting headaches. I grew immune to the 3D and used that power against my enemies and ultimately for justice.

I was doing this on the Dreamcast with Resident Evil 2 with my buddy. We beat the game but the positions we were in... It would ruin my career if that footage ever got out.

You’re right. I actually want to try all of this year’s million dollar candidates.

I would still rather play Gotham City Imposters but I might give this game another go. No I won’t. I will be bunny-hopping on the 13th Floor while farting and Soda Rocketing some pesky-ass hookshotting Snipers and their stupid-ass conch shells.

I choked 4-7 times at around 190-199 lightning dodges before I quit trying for this weapon on the PS2. This challenge is one of the main reasons I don’t ever want to play FFX again in any form.

I pirated games on Dreamcast because it was easy, I didn’t have any money and you couldn’t find any of the later games in stores.

Ratatouille, Up and Wall-E are “premium must watch”. Rank no. 1.

I was gonna open up my Steel gray PS4 Batman bundle this weekend but I would rather have The Taken King PS4 instead! Refund time!!

Good. You should be offended that these things are handicapping people both mentally and financially.

I have done all of these except for the Raids. They are pretty much blocked off for us solo players.

I blame you personally for the in-store Ness failure. He would have been my 7th. I forgive you though.

Why would you HAVE to have them all? I got the 6 Amiibo I wanted of characters I like for display and haven’t used any of them for a single game (because its kind of useless). Its ridiculous that my friend pays tons of money for Fire Emblem Amiibo when he has never even played a fire emblem game AND doesn’t like…